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Fuck 'em firsts

The precursor of Sloppy Seconds: When a man creampies an individual first with the intention being that said individual is destined to shortly thereafter be creampied again at least once, or multiple times by competing ejaculators.
I'll attend the creampie gangbang as long as I get fuck 'em firsts.
by AmadeuS469 October 24, 2023
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Fuckity, fuckity, fuck.

A phrase you use when a brief, unfortunate thing has happened.
"Wait, where'd she go?"
"Fuckity, fuckity, fuck..."
by Comic The Adventurer December 2, 2019
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Where's my retard to fuck

They have a deranged commitment to using my own words against me and they don't like that I called them retarded. That's all this is.
Hym "So when I say 'where's my retard to fuck?' and then they bring me someone and then try to set me up and 'WeLl He SaId It AnD i DoN't KnOw I'm JuSt ToO rEtArDeD i GuEsS' 🤷 ♂️ 'I gUeSs I'm JuSt ToO rEtArDeD tO uNdErStAnD' it's obvious what they are doing it it should also be obvious that they are trying to punish me for not keeping quiet about the retard molestation. All to try and teach me a lesson that amounts 'DON'T SAY THINGS I DON'T WANT YOU TO SAY AND DO WHAT WE TELL YOU!!' As opposed to 'You're clearly molesting that retard and trying to keep me out of the loop so you can get away with it but the retard doesn't like that I'm being coerced into making it follow the rules so it wants me to know that it's getting molested as a way of harming me but I also can't use it against him in any way or even threaten to because a mentally retarded pedophile is the boss of me for some reason and he got molested so now he should get to do whatever he wants and anyone who gets in the way doesn't get rights' or something."
by Hym Iam July 2, 2025
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Fuck

It's means an assault to another person here is an example: Fuck You, You are fucking shit and you are fucking stupid
by never gone give you up May 10, 2022
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Fuck It Bucket List

A list commonly kept by thots of all the people they have fucked and would like to fuck going forward in their lives, usually contains the names of all of their friends.
Stephen: Hey did you see Ana's Fuck It Bucket List?

Christian: See it? I'm on it!
by Bearnelius March 7, 2019
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Samurai As Fuck

A term that is used when a western media brand that has no relevance in Japan will make a character dress up like a stereotypical samurai and sometimes going as far to have a stereotypical Japanese accent in an attempt to gain any relevance in Japan only to end up pushing the Japanese further away.
Microsoft can make port Halo to Nintendo Switch 2 and make players get armor that look samurai as fuck, yet the Halo series will still fail in Japan.
by JDB1992 May 24, 2025
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Slay Fuck

It’s basically the same as fuck no but more ✨gay✨
-would you like to commit murder?
- Slay Fuck, I prefer arson.

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- would you fuck her?
- Slay Fuck, her name is Mania
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-Is gay month homophobic?
- Slay Fuck, but cheese grater creepy pasta is furry.
by Alyan.translate June 7, 2022
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