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urban dick

Someone who uses Urban Dictionary to spew hate, racism, sexism, prejudice, discrimination and the like, instead of providing an actual definition of an actual word.
LOL this dude just posted some nasty ish about what's-her-name on the Urban Dictionary!
Oh don't mind him he's just an urban dick.
by modicumx January 25, 2025
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quickie dick

When a guy ejaculates too quickly during sex or other sexual activity.
"Girl I heard you were with Javon last night. How was it?"
"Girl he got a quickie dick. Don't play."
by Brownblood March 17, 2023
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dick demotion

the act or process of reducing friends to a lower priority so you can get dick.
Sarah realized she'd gotten a dick demotion when Paula made a weekend full of plans with her new lover.
by vonLegs October 6, 2023
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Dick crazed

someone who is crazy about dick
by Sufferinsuckatash October 30, 2021
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Dick

A modern tool for modern insults
Dude: Suck my dick
female women: when are you available
by Chubbycheeksdude June 10, 2021
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blow dick

by Grandma4lifers June 2, 2021
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shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.
Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.
by Thefanman July 6, 2022
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