dirty dom

when you cum into your grandma like a my little pony jar laer disgarding her right after then calling a random Uber to fuck a life long besty in

i went on a vacation with adison and did a dirty dom

by On chad san July 11, 2023

dirty ratio

A move where a man, usually a Bulgarian takes down his pants while doing a handstand and starting a golden shower on the other guy's head

Bro, I did a dirty ratio with your sis last night and she was mad

by Bulga July 12, 2023

dirty Jeanne

A used thong found in a Walmart ladies room trash can. Most likely on from a hooker who needed to quickly stop for condoms before going to meet their next John.

While emptying the trash, Karen found a Dirty Jeanne left by another early morning shopper picking up milk on their way home from “work.”

by PluckyOtter630 July 12, 2023

Dirty Dag

When you enjoy pressing high torqued powertools against your rectum while squatting over a mirror.

Tony was in the bathroom for 2 hours doing the Dirty Dag!

by Plexality July 13, 2023

Dirty blanket

The opposite of a wet blanket. Someone who immediately makes things grimey for better or worse.

Positive:
Jamal : Oh so we’re having people over tonight? Let’s invite Nate

Phil : Fuck no dog Nate’s a dirty blanket. Every time he pulls up he brings an 8 ball and I end up nose deep in some Columbia Bam Bam and a mentally ill Latina. I love the guy but I got work tomorrow.

Negative:
Don’t invite Jorge to the function, he’s a dirty blanket. He always shows up off the pookie and scares the hoes.

by OGmud July 13, 2023

Dirty Velycia

when someone only cums when they are in view of a dying snail

yeah personally im a dirty velycia in the bedroom

by TheDividedDeal July 14, 2023

Dirty Crouch

When a man burps after a drink and it smells of semen.

Dave downed his pint and there was a smell like a dirty crouch.

by Coinsy July 15, 2023