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speaking dick

The action of making your dick speaking with your hands from the tip. The person who made a dick"speaking'' is called a dickloquist.
Maelle : Wtf are you doing ???
Mitch : I'm speaking to you with my heart.

speaking dick : wee-wee-boo-boo.
Maelle : You're such a dick...
by Synceed November 1, 2017
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Grampy Dick

Also known as impotence or erectile disfunction, is a chronic condition that occurs when a man is unable to get or maintain an erection firm enough for sexual intercourse.
She said nothing happened between y'all.. I guess all that coke you keep snortin' gave you grampy dick.
by G. Twilight March 20, 2024
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Big Dick Unicorn

A Big Dick Unicorn is a man who is incredibly thoughtful, is dynamite in bed, and has a gigantic dick. He can be found in a rare, once in a lifetime hookup that you’ll never be able to forget, no matter how many other men you sleep with in the hopes of recapturing the glory of that night.
Ah, yes, I remember my Big Dick Unicorn. I met him in a drunk St. Patty’s Day blur on a business trip to Boston. It’s been ten years and I still think about that night.
by NobodyWantedThisName May 27, 2020
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Dick

A large penis being shoved up your mouth
by PLANE GO BRRRRRRR November 10, 2021
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Grave Dick

When a guy ghosts you and then reappears by sending a dick pic.
I hadn’t heard from him in forever and then I get grave dicked.
by IPeeBee March 18, 2024
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ramp up my dick game

The act of being more of a dick. One may feel compelled to be more of a dick if it's insinuated he is weak, beta, or too polite given the social circumstances.

There is no sexual connotation. Literal dicks and literal ramps are not involved in ramping one's dick game.
I gotta ramp up my dick game for Camsteven because she's been whipping me.
by Cristo39 November 4, 2019
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Tyson Dyck "Aka Tyson Dick"

A fuckin beaut of an Ottawa Senators draft pick, Historically the Dyck clan was a part of Roman gods, until the great early war took place and they were cast down to just simple royalty, then forming the new Hard Dick clan, otherwise known as of today "The Dicks"
Tyson Dyck "Aka Tyson Dick"

Example: "honey were out of sugar"

" No worries we can just ask of friendly neighborhoods Dicks to sauce us over some Sugar for these wicked biscuits were whippin up"
by Senanator May 11, 2023
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