orange dirt dick

An amusing name for a carrot.

While you’re at the store can you grab a bag of orange dirt dicks.

by Strange Magnificent April 30, 2023

Pinocchio Dick

Telling lies/bullshit the imaginary grow dick.

Hey Pinocchio Dick bet it's one long slong with all that bullshit that rolls out your mouth all the girls wanna be on that slong!

by Nonna biz! September 26, 2021

Dick woman

A chick with dick

I am a dick woman

by Tiger is retarded May 21, 2023

Shift dick

When you get some dick while you’re at work.

It was a shit night at work with the exception of the shift dick I got in the walk in.

Bro! I gave the new girl some shift dick at work last night!

by The bearded feller April 11, 2022

Dick

Pejorative term for "anything"

Jeff fancied himself and expert in the history of rock and roll bands, but he didn't know dick.

by Epitoooozy December 10, 2024

dick

Dick is the body part that gets hard while watching porn

it's okay, nobody will suck your dick because it is ugly.

by dicyy June 9, 2020

Pencil dick

Derogatory term used to insult a male's organ. Essentially saying they have no width.

Hey, where you going, Pencil Dick?
(Laughs) Home
No way, we walk Amy home first.

by CripCuz November 27, 2024