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Dirty Pirate Jesus

When a man is receiving oral, and just before he ejaculates, he pulls his member from her throat(or mouth) and nuts in her eye, similar to an Angry Pirate, but then shouts "May the Power of Christ Compel You!" And does the cross hand motions(head, genitals, left then right shoulders) and hits her with the V8 forehead palm-tap, causing her to stumble and fall backwards.
Janice thought she was about to swallow Tom's huge load, but instead found herself in a staredown with Dirty Pirate Jesus as Tom ran off maniacally giggling about "Exercising Hoe Demons"
by Captain Snackpack January 3, 2024
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dirty burton

When a man kills a dog via choking on a large cock
Woah I heard that dog got the dirty Burton
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Dirty Fischer

The most amazing sex you'll ever have in your life or when you have sex and you just can't stop thinking about it and the person.
Omg, Michelle I finally had a dirty Fischer.
by Imdaddy666 June 11, 2023
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Dirty Adym staats

The ack of sending a video of you fingering yourself to a Snapchat group. And then gets shown to everyone.
Fuck man. I thought these girls would want to see a dirty Adym staats. Now my life is ruined
by Yucky_Liam February 6, 2025
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Dirty Nudge

When a girl is tickling your scrotum then all of a sudden one of your balls gets sucked into the girls vagina like a vacuum cleaner
I was letting this girl tickle my scrotum until she pulled a dirty Nudge and my penis bursted like a pipe.
by xghostlyghoulx June 6, 2020
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Dirty Malva

Dirty Malva is when you freeze Cat shit and litter in a condom to perform a extremly painful anal session.
"Dude i just did a Dirty Malva it was as painful as it sounds"
by Dirty Malva July 5, 2021
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Dirty Anniston

When you anal fist someone and then they have to give you a rim job.
Have you ever tried the dirty Anniston it seems lit. My hands felt kind of weird after it.
by Handyjobkate April 22, 2020
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