fuck the dog

to screw the pooch; to mess up
When you fuck up badly e.g fumbling a 10 or poorly hiding the dismembered remains of your teacher Mr. Finn when he asks you why you're late for the 3rd time this week

James: yo did you recharge the cart?
Kendrick Lamar: nah dog I totally forgot
James: dude you fucked the dog on that one
fuck the dog: to screw up

by irate_armadillo June 10, 2024

Fuck Bag

Someone who is like a bag in which someone is open for fucking 24/7

Dude, Marie is such a Fuck Bag!

by Spread Em February 20, 2017

backwards fucking pageantry

Doing something in a fashion that is over-complex and unnecessarily difficult

Todd Scaggs got the answer right, but the Backwards Fucking Pageantry he employed in finding the answer took 28 extra, unnecessary steps.

by Barry McCockinnerass September 19, 2023

what the queer fuck

Similar to what the fuck or what the actual fuck, but when a situation is gay.

Man 1: Dude, did you hear about Bobby and Joe making out last night?
Homophobe: What the queer fuck?

by The Gay Bitch October 18, 2017

Fucking wingman

For a woman ...A fucking wingman is a wingman you wanna have sex with.

He’s got your back in every situation ... and is way better than friends with benefits!!

When you don’t want a typical boyfriend/ girlfriend relationship but want someone who gets you.. respects you ... has your back... and have great sexy time...you need a fucking wingman!!

Jill: what kinda man are you looking for?

Jac: I don’t want a boyfriend or friends with benefits ... I want a fucking wingman

by Jacstar March 11, 2019

butt fuck town

when someone or something in located in a place thats uncommon

I live in _____
Thats a butt fuck town

by immrcrackpipe May 18, 2024

FUCKING SHIT

really big poopo shit that a 2 year old would use it as an insult

"Hey, how are you doin today"
"Shut up. you look like a big fucking shit."

by flamingo nah jk January 29, 2022