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Dick Shit

A trem of derision. A male ejeculated a turd into a females uterus which fertilized a malformed egg. The resulting embryo emplanted and produced a Dick Shit.
by Alpha13579 May 26, 2022
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Pickle dick

A man with a pickle for a penis and olives as balls. In which a girl can munch on and they are regenerative.
Damn I want to munch on his crisp pickle dick.
by LIVELIFE&EATPHALANGES January 28, 2024
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Dick.

A cucumber shaped mass made of cells that are attached to the human male. Size can very from 0.00000000000000001 inch to 3 feet.
by Pooperdooper111233 August 25, 2019
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Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.
President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"
by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022
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Aspen’s dick

Slang for a big dick that has been inside of many dead mothers
Bro Jerry’s got an Aspen’s dick
by Cokclover June 29, 2022
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Grab dick month

Hey you know what today is

Its grab dick month
by Hey hey hey hey boy October 26, 2019
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Dick Puppet

When the woman’s hair gets wrapped around a mans penis/balls
Someone’s hair is wrapped around my dick, I’ll use it as a dick puppet
by Brewer0926 August 15, 2021
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