Dirty Mrs. Doubtfire

When you’re with a hot woman, and you insert a can of ready whip into her touchhole, and pull the trigger, fill with cream and void, and pop it out. Have her fart the whip cream on your face, and you scream “WELL HELLOOOOO!” In your best Mrs. Doubtfire.

I heard Freddie is a whip cream fanatic, even got the Dirty Mrs. Doubtfire from Yeates.

by The dirty swaby boys January 16, 2024

Dirty Mulweli

The act of masturbating a bathtub with garra rufa fish while they eat all the dead skin off your dick, balls, and asshole. Of course you watch them swim through your jizz after you cum in the water.

I spent too long doing a Dirty Mulweli and my fingers got all pruney.

by CandaceSuite December 22, 2020

Dirty Shammy

When your partner uses your panties to wipe his cum off of your face than shoves it in your mouth as a ball gag

I knew I liked him when he gave me a dirty shammy

by SPARKY DEEDUBS August 17, 2023

dirty vernie

When you fuck someone then light their hair on fire.

I just gave my ex a dirty vernie

by vcerwin June 22, 2020

Dirty Chiron

When someone has an orgy with 5 of Santa’s little helpers and gets penetrated by all of them using a 15 inch strap on

Wow that was one great Dirty Chiron

by Cockdemolisher69 December 9, 2021

Dirty Rango

A common insult for canines that resemble Elly’s dumb dog.

“Hey did you see that stupid looking dog?”
“Yeah, a total dirty Rango if I ever saw one!”

by TheQuizWiz September 9, 2021

Dirty Scotty

When boring sex is being had in one's bedroom, in an attempt to spice things up, chicken pate is used in place of lube and must be applied whilst saying, 'just enjoy yourself' in a Birmingham accent.

Shagging the Mrs last night and wasn't going well so had to give it the old 'dirty scotty'

by NoDramaFarmer January 25, 2025