wet squat

When you go to take a shit and it insists on splashing water up and getting your ass wet.

Person 1: what's one thing that you hate first thing in the morning? person 2: having a wet squat.

by 33Gibby77 October 28, 2010

Wet bucket

A form of anal sex after taking a laxative.

Bro, I just had my first wet bucket last night.

by WetBucketEnthusiast69 May 8, 2022

Wet Chester

n. Inserting a wet thumb up someone's anus.

Example: "I sleep with my pants on in fear of receiving a wet Chester.

2) Guy 1: Man my ass is sore and soggy.

Guy 2: I'm afraid to ask, but why?

Guy 3: I woke up to a nasty wet Chester this morning.

by grandmasterpapasmurf January 17, 2013

Wet Willy

When you oil a girls breasts and then titty fuck her.

John: “Dude, Tiffany has great boobs.”

Chase: “Yeah, I’d love to give her a wet Willy.”

by Dr.R1ck__Mar$ha11 November 11, 2018

wet chihuahua

When you use too much lube while Masturbating and it becomes very slippery.

Yo Mike, yesterday i got a wet chihuahua while masturbating

by n-bomb April 11, 2015

Wet Rosie

The act of sticking one's penis in your oral area. Generally preformed by women, or swingers.

I just got a wet rosie in pizza hut.

by zoeytrench January 22, 2011

Wet That Chest

The act of orgasming on another's chest after receiving oral sex. Coined by rabid Rizzo.

1) Rizzo was so infatuated with Norman Reedus that she wanted to wet that chest.

2) "Damn girl, that nigga looks fine! I'd love to wet that chest!"

by Risk bandit August 1, 2014