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whale wank

A person that has a large ego and compensates with his whale cock.
E.g- This guy is such a whale wank!
by USS.ARIZONA HELLCAT March 5, 2017
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public wanking

Someone who tries to secretly jack off in public
Gavin has proved public wanking is possible.
by TheLittleDickToucher March 6, 2017
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skinny wank

Hey Billy, did ya get a gud spunkin from the skinny wank ye fuckin lad?
by spunkatom July 9, 2016
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yorkshire wank

Four blokes in a field having a communal tug
I saw those guys having a Yorkshire wank on the moors few days ago
by James Brucellosis July 9, 2016
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soft wank

when you wear a soft glove and have a quick tug
Jordan "Mam guess what i just did" Jordan's Mam"What did you just do" Jordan"I had a soft wank with your glove and its all soggy"
by Softwank69 June 18, 2016
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Wank relationship

When you spend more time wanking than actually having sex with your partner.
Joe's in a wank relationship. Man I have more sex than he does and I'm single.
by Redgirlgo May 31, 2016
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Wank Euphoria

That happy feeling you get as soon as you bust a nut. This only last a few seconds.
-Wank Euphoria
by Dr. Aneurysm May 21, 2016
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