Polaroid wank

A wank that takes 30 seconds or less.

I've perfected the art of the polaroid wank to a point where it takes less hand-waving to reveal an actual polaroid than to get myself off.

by DjTrololo January 06, 2020

Wank Therapy

The debut album from clunge for grunge

What an album by wank therapy

by TheBL__ December 25, 2019

wanking in windale

when atlas is driving through windale, wanking with cops watching other he has left his fathers house.

atlas was wanking in windale the other day again

by gem gem December 07, 2024

fat wank

the urge to release thy juice from the beast

john: how was your day
me: not good i need a fat wank

by hbdsuhfbu May 06, 2021

Adrenaline Wank

A form of ad-hoc masturbation following an unexpected event, causing a sudden rush of adrenaline. Usually performed in public as it should be followed through while you still feel the hormone coursing through your veins.

Guy 1: I think we lost the Feds.
Guy 2: That was madness. I could go for an adrenaline wank right now.

by syzlacker November 13, 2019

Wank

When something is over-exaggerated...a lot.

"Jay is so wank, he doesn't have as much money as people think."

by Lord_0mni March 23, 2020

wank

Something (to describe as) bad.

What a wank day.

by Vorphy_101 July 09, 2024