Somebody who if it wasn't for social media would be completely ignored. Thrives in the company of other Uncle Knobheads. Nobody else is impressed.
I'll just have a look at social media to see what people are thinking about the latest from the Middle East. Oh fuck, the Uncle Knobheads are there already.
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Get the Uncle Ben’s rice mug.An sinful word that can cause a mans penis to disappear without a trace. If said to a female it can cause enlongated testicles to grow in place of the clitoris.
John: your grandpap trap
Becky the black: shutup u gay I’ll make your millimeter Peter disappear
John: do it lol
Becky the black: ur uncle a lesbo
*johns penis evaporates*
Becky the black: shutup u gay I’ll make your millimeter Peter disappear
John: do it lol
Becky the black: ur uncle a lesbo
*johns penis evaporates*
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Get the Ora's uncle mug.Uncle Crunckle is the life of the party, he's that guy that you wish you were even just for the moment... No! He's not!
In fact you loath him, you can't stand him, he literally is a Man Child to the highest power. Fully lives in his half-ass attempt delusions of his "Glory Days" takes zero accountability, he always has a story to one up yours, and that's just a treat to watch him unravel his seemly endless fabricated life events. His the type that if he watched your children for the night, the kids would come back smelling of puke, regret, a missing tooth, and a serious drug addiction... They might even own someone money... When the Unc gets Crunc stay out of that warpath of a life full of failure and fuck ups about to take you down with it, if you step near it, regardless of your intent
This is someone you do feel bad for though because they have so much humanity, and a giant heart, they just can't get their shit together at all, and it's a shame...
In fact you loath him, you can't stand him, he literally is a Man Child to the highest power. Fully lives in his half-ass attempt delusions of his "Glory Days" takes zero accountability, he always has a story to one up yours, and that's just a treat to watch him unravel his seemly endless fabricated life events. His the type that if he watched your children for the night, the kids would come back smelling of puke, regret, a missing tooth, and a serious drug addiction... They might even own someone money... When the Unc gets Crunc stay out of that warpath of a life full of failure and fuck ups about to take you down with it, if you step near it, regardless of your intent
This is someone you do feel bad for though because they have so much humanity, and a giant heart, they just can't get their shit together at all, and it's a shame...
Samuel: "Fittin' to run the trail of beers down later, set a new record, than prank call the suicide hotline if you wanna time me, bro!"
Luke: "You're sending some real Uncle Crunckle vibes *starts playing Yeah! By Usher ft. Lil John* I'm down to be penetrated bro!"
Luke: "You're sending some real Uncle Crunckle vibes *starts playing Yeah! By Usher ft. Lil John* I'm down to be penetrated bro!"
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