two hundred level

To remove the cover from the top of a toilet tank, defacate in the tank and replace the tank top.

Dude, that party was so lame I just had to do a two hundred level.

by lyonsbrook August 18, 2006

Two-Degree Rule

A rule of dating that educated thirtysomething singles resort to after growing tired of dating hairdressers and waitresses who are for the most part uneducated. The rule states that in order for you to date her, she must have two college degrees. Of course, this only applies to dating. Random hookups with the uneducated are still allowed when the rule is invoked.

Guy 1: That waitress chick you hooked up with last night at waffles-r-us was a hottie. You should date her.

Guy 2: No way, Two-Degree Rule dude. Cosmetology school ain't one of them.

by B. Larison January 7, 2007

two-time sally

a convienence store customer who has become so overwhelmed with the options presented concerning lactose and other dairies that they develop habits pretaining to anti sematism, and barnyard animals.

the woman stood before the clerk and had a look on her face... two-time sally, arab.

by tom selick April 28, 2005

meat & two veg

a tastey english meal

meat and veg

by fred November 25, 2003

one-two punch

When you're doing your girl from behind doggy style and without warning you pull out and stick it in her ass.

I gave my girl the one-two punch last night

by LordSyrinex February 24, 2010

Two Days Later

1.(N) A shitty emo band with zero testicles between all five members, who could not even value themselves enough to capitalize their own bands name. good job, Uhhh, you stupid, smelly, drunken, crying, asshole licker.
2.(Adj) Like an untalented group of people (5 or less) consisting of, but not limited to, connor, tom, dave, peter, and or keith.

3.(verb) To make a mockery of the audible compilation of instrumental devices sometimes called "music".

1.(N) "Man, i tried to go see Two Days Later and listening to it was like two dogs in a bathtub".
2.(Adj) "Holy crap, you untalented dutch oven lovers are very Two Days Later."
3.(Verb) Holy shit! Five yokos are tring to Tow Days Later the whole show! ass holes.

by Jacob, who's asking...asshole. April 7, 2010

two day gay

Someone who tests the gay waters for two days, takes it in the ass and realizes that it hurts to much to be gay.

My roommate was a two day gay the summer before college.

by J. Clyde Sharp October 7, 2007