ferret tits

Tits that are long, thin and droopy. They appear as though there are two dead ferrets hanging from a woman's chest. See sock tits.

Dude 1: Man, that chick is hot. Why don't you run wing man with her friend so I can take her back to the hotel?
Dude 2: Fuck that! That bitch has ferret tits.
Dude 1: I know she has ferret tits. That's the one I want.
Dude 2: You're sick, Tony.

by crackleton January 25, 2011

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tits are chapped

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1. Moderately irritated.

History and Etymology: Origin unknown.

Oh, my boss's tits are chapped because I did a 'reply all' on accident and shared his home address with all our clients.

by persimmonVision October 7, 2021

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Tits Vertical

A synonym to "tits up," it asserts that things have totally gone to shit, been ruined or otherwise spoiled.

I saw a band play a local bar, with shoddy equipment, a drunken sound guy and a hipster audience. Needless to say, it was tits vertical by the second song.

tits up fucked up ruined destroyed botched

by Bathos May 18, 2010

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SO TiTS

“That’s So Tits” is an expression used to describe something that is awesome, kick ass, cool, or breathtaking. Originated by Torstein Horgmo in the shred flick “Horgasm” (4:32, 17:12), then made famous by Cartman in South Park's Tooth Fairy's Tats episode. It was then adopted as a code to live by from an impressionable crew of teenage Pacific Northwest up and comers.

"Man that pow run was so tits, lets do ti again before it gets tracked.”
“I can’t believe these bindings are pink camo, they’re sooooo tits!”

by nosedradamous October 3, 2018

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