Mountain jew

Mormons and Amish in Ohio known for "jewing" products.

The mountain jews sold me a water chicken.

by Leixx January 14, 2025

jew shelf

A shelf in a supermarket filled with discounted yellow stickerd food that's starting to sweat and grow mould around the edges.

Quick let's get to the jew shelf there stocking it up in 5 minutes!

by Wildlife Brambler January 23, 2025

PJAZ (Pro Jew Anti Zionist)

One who is whilst pro Jewish state yet against the continuation of expansion at the expense of the dispossessed in that cause and the disregard for the human right of other

Whilst pro Israel and the cause of Jewish people, I consider myself PJAZ (Pro Jew Anti Zionist)as am wholeheartedly against the dispossession of others to that end

by Mr Consent January 25, 2025

Jew toe

When a Jewish person has a moose knuckle.

Person #1: Look at that guys moose knuckle!

Person #2: No, look at his nose, he’s Jewish. That’s a Jew toe!

by JewishFucker February 9, 2025

Jew knuckle

When a Jewish individual has a slight creasing in the genitalia area due to too tight of gym shorts.

Person #1: look at that little fucker with a big moose knuckle!
Person #2 Hey look at that! It seems to be the outline of a slightly burnt bagel. He’s a dirty jew! Lets get our banks back! That’s a Jew knuckle!!

by JewishFucker February 15, 2025

Jew bag money

When someone starts to acquire a lot of currency. (Most likely not spending money either)

Wow Jake has really been getting that jew bag money lately.

by Beetjuice February 15, 2025

Jews

Our greatest allies! People that claim to be the ultimate victims, yet run highly influential organizations like the World Jewish Congress and AIPAC, have themselves almost all media executive positions, own and lead most of all of the worlds banks and financial institutions like the Rothschild Dynasty, Goldman Sachs and Blackrock, own the worlds most powerful defense and mass surveillance organizations like NASA and Palantir, and have disproportional representation in Western elected and un-elected officials. They also made deals with Adolf Hitler like the Haavara Agreement and the Balfour Declaration, plotted the assignation of John F Kennedy to to steal the nuclear bomb, sunk the USS Liberty, staged 9-11 to get the United States on board with the Clean Break Memo, and staged October 7th to finish the aforementioned plan. They are brag about creating communism, transgenderism, and psycho-psychology -- on display with Jews like Karl Marx, Vladimir Lenin, Magnus Hirschfeld, and Sigmund Freud. According to the Jewish Virtual Library, all of the history's worst people are considered heroes to the Jews. According to most Jewish Rabbis, antisemitism is "the hate that mutates" and started 2000 years ago with the birth of Jesus Christ.

Based guy: "Gee, why have the Jews been kicked out of 109 countries?"
Idiot: "Durr idk. But mustache man is the most evilest man ever for wanting them gone!"
Based guy: "But the same problems we have in modern America were present and worse in the Wiemar Republic..."
Idiot: "Uhh durr. Nuh-uh. I know all about how bad the nazis were even though i barely even know what century WW2 started in."

by PerfectWhine February 21, 2025