law of conservation of nug

a general rule that states the amount of weed you possess is exactly the amount you originally bought minus what was smoked already

'dude, easy on the blunts, remember the law of conservation of nug'

by Chudaddy November 20, 2011

Mother-in-law Ticker

The "ticker" to the upper right corner of your Face Book screen that screams out every move you make to the whole Face Book world is known as the Mother-in-Law-Ticker. It scrolls your every move to those who know you and those you don't. Some people love it but most people hate it. It is called the MIL- Ticker because of it's striking similarity to the stereotypical Mother-In-Law (nosy, loud and rude).

"The Mother-in-Law Ticker robs me of any privacy I thought I had."

or
"I love the Mother-in-Law Ticker because I am a voyeur."

or

"The Mother-in-Law Ticker on Face Book is so annoying."
or
"With the Mother-in-Law Ticker, you can see what everyone is doing at any moment of the day."

by BigMonky Monk December 6, 2011

Y-plate Law

A law in Japan that technically applies to everyone, but the local police only ticket SOFA members or Americans (those with a Y on their license plate). See also: Racism

Y: I thought it was illegal to park there.
A: Not if you're a local, that No Parking sign is just a Y-plate law.

by Tacitblu November 27, 2019

law of diminishing returns

What a state with a deposit on beverage-containers unwittingly enacts upon itself by not adjusting the amount of said deposit in response to inflation.

Maine's five-cents-per-container deposit began in early 1977, and yet it's still only that exact same amount today --- yup, in well over FORTY YEARS, the amount of "green" that you get for recycling a soft-drink bottle or beer can hasn't gone up past just a nickel, even though a "Tommy disc" isn't worth nearly so much nowadays as it was "way back when"! It's no wonder, therefore, that fewer and fewer people are bothering to actually cash in their own drink-containers or pick up ones that litterbugs have tossed... sounds like da classic "law of diminishing returns" to me... yep, da state had originally voted in da returnable-bottle law in an effort to reduce waste and beautify our countryside, but nowadays our roadsides and parks are actually MORE cluttered than ever before!

by QuacksO November 17, 2018

co-grandniece-in-law

The granddaughter-in-law of one's spouse's sibling.

My co-grandniece-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Rotten Tomato's Law

If there is an overwhelming score rating discrepancy between the movie critics and the audience, the audience score is more trustworthy.

A: Bro did you see that overwhelmingly positive score for that movie Cuties?

B: But we hated it so much and the most folks hate it too!
A: Rotten tomato's law bro.

by throwaway04223 May 30, 2021

half-uncle-in-law

1. The husband of one's parent's half-sister.
2. The half-brother of one's parent-in-law.

My half-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019