"have you seen @deesucksass? they're the goat of X!"
by traxe January 07, 2025
The dirty goat is the act of placing ones cock and balls in between your legs, pressing you’re legs together tightly, and suddenly exposing your ass cock and balls all at once therefor giving someone the dirty goat
Kevin: (exposes his dirty goat)
Alex: “Oh what the fuck Kevin!”
Bill: “kevin just gave you the dirty goat.”
Alex: “Oh what the fuck Kevin!”
Bill: “kevin just gave you the dirty goat.”
by The motherfucker February 27, 2019
The act of tucking your package back and in between your legs, right after successfully dropping a deuce and failing to wipe away the remaining poop. This is a more disgusting variation of "The Goat", a move made popular by the cast if the movie "Waiting".
by the stanky leg April 06, 2009
Cra-goated is the mix of a goat and a cracked person they will stomp you in anything you challenge them to... :/
by Meme-Lard May 26, 2020
Another official name for Gordan King Ryan, who is the best no gi Brazilian Jiujitsu fighter in the world. There's no need for additional definition. Just remember, whenever you hear the term no gi goat, it is referring to Gordan King Ryan.
by JJS Panda October 29, 2019
One who eats and drinks whatever remains at the conclusion of a girls’ trip, similarly to how a goat will eat anything available.
We still have an entire bottle of Bacardi left and half a key lime pie; someone’s going to need to vacation goat that shit tomorrow.
by Vacation Goat June 06, 2024