Texas road rub

To texas road rub(trr) is when you grab gravel and microwave ot to 30 minute then in the 30 minutes you rub the tip of you penis and the take the hot rocks and cum on them and then rub the concoction on to your sister or brother and rape them while you family watches.
Boy"Did you hear ablut jimmy"
Girl"No"
Boy"he's in jail for texas road rubbing"
trring
by D1 gooner April 18, 2025
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texas lesbian

People who claim they’re lesbians while they date men. They only kiss women when drunk.
I saw that god damn Texas lesbian with her boyfriend at the Whataburger
by NeajZil April 10, 2024
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Texas Plucker

This is where you take any sized rubber chicken and stick it in your vagina. Once thoroughly aroused you bok like a chicken. Once orgasm is achieved you pull out the rubber chicken, smack her with the chicken & watch the juices fly everywhere.
We were having so much fun at the KFC that once we got home she wanted me to do the Texas Plucker on her.
by Chancey Pants January 04, 2010
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Texas snail trail

The aftermath of the most epic cream pie trail made by the woman from scooting from the middle of the bed towards the end.
by NeecyMae August 07, 2022
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Texas Snail Trail

When a girl eats a pound of chipotle beans and sits on your face.
Bro that girl gave me the craziest Texas Snail Trail (TST) last week.
by Realmafia124 February 24, 2024
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Doing a Texas

slam your car onto the pit entry attenuator at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway just like the way Texas did
by Ivoryctionary August 11, 2021
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Texas Two-Way

When one goes about the act of vomiting and defecating at the same time, causing the individual to spew filth in multiple directions.
"After pulling a Texas Two-Way in the parking lot, George promptly rallied on into the Van Halen concert."
by Ffej16 November 21, 2015
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