texas chilibutt

when you eat a load of Tex Mex and 10 minutes later your rushing to the bathroom almost splashing the whole toilet bowl and oozing liquid out your ass uncontrollably!!

I ate Taco Bell and god damn the texas chilibutt was on! excuse the mess, please and thank you!!

by Mike McAndrews didly didly May 21, 2018

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Texas Cum Casserole

This special occasion occurs when a person vomits a mix of steak, rolls, potatoes, greens, and cum on their partner’s groin after oral sex (Specifically after a steakhouse date).

After our first date, she gave me the ole’ Texas Cum Casserole in the bed of my truck.

by Somptin March 30, 2025

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Texas Cop

Something or someone that is unexpectedly immobile or useless, particularly in relation to fear or laziness.

I thought he might help me with the groceries, but he just stood there like a Texas Cop.

by KittyPetunia May 31, 2022

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Texas Nut Scoop

When you heat up an ice cream scoop until it’s red hot. Then scoop a mans’ nut sack off.

I’m gonna Texas Nut Scoop Brad when he gets home.

by Jizz Book March 7, 2019

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Texas Marriage

Childhood Marriage

"Yeah bro, Her Dad Married Us ... She was like 7 ... Texas Marriage"

by Rafa tha God January 18, 2023

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West Texas soup kitchen

When your on a road trip with the guys and the car breaks down in 100degree heat and you and the guys decide to have group anal sex while you wait for AAA

O man the smell! Smells like a west Texas soup kitchen in here!

by Heifer cowboy July 16, 2022

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