mega asian powers

MEGA ASIAN powers are powers that asians are born with. MEGA ASIAN powers run through asians and make them smarter. People with the names Min, Grace, Ellina and Cheng chong ming kee. The powers can be passed on to different races only by another asian who gives then SUPER ASIAN FOOD.

"Min gets an a on his math test" It's no fair Min, you used your MEGA ASIAN powers.

by ASIAN POWA December 7, 2016

Main character power

When someone gets our of crazy situations

ex: Someone almost dies but something incredible saves them

Bro, James has main character power, he almost got hit by that train but someone pushed him out of the way

by tinyperson September 4, 2022

Stiggy Power of E

The Stiggy Power of E is possibly one of the most gracious and majestic powers of all time. For one who has the Stiggy Power of E, the ability to alter creation they have.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE STIGGY POWER OF E COMPELS ME

by Papa Muey December 15, 2022

Power-up-pooper

A player who consistently hogs all the power-ups in a game, often to the detriment of their teammates.

"I would have had that extra life, but our power-up-pooper grabbed it first."

by NobleBrains March 30, 2023

The power of a thousand virgins

The term "The power from a thousand virgins" is used either as an attack in some card games or in real life. It means that one literally would attack (or fuck) their opponents with a force soo strong, it was as if a virgin hitting their hardest a thousand times.

I summon the card that deals The power of a thousand virgins! You're now defeated!

by Dualmaster69 June 26, 2020

power puff puncher

Fat person

I am only in junior high school and look at all these power puff puncher!

by Beaverchomper78 September 9, 2022

Armstrong Power Windows

Reffers to manually operated car windows in a way that sounds like a custom upgrade.

Jimbert: "Does this used car from the 80s have power windows?"
Guy from Craigslist: "Yeah, it's got Armstrong Power Windows."

by Sneaky Heap November 2, 2018