by Carne_Fresca September 12, 2019
Get the Dad mug.The most catastrophic and devastating insult available. Everytime a mortal mentions this forbidden word, the void approaches earth with greater magnitude
Carl: your'e mom gay
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight
world: suffers hideous injuries
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight
world: suffers hideous injuries
by nigglynigel March 12, 2018
Get the Ur dad 2 degrees straight mug.A male usually over 30-35 years who has a nice physic still looks in shape but lacks tone or physic in the mid section, Man boobs are appearing and a belly that says 'I like pizza beers and kebabs' and playing slot machines while holding a beer,
Person 1:"Did you see Johno down the pub,He's not what he looked ten years ago"
Person 2: Yeah since he had a few kids and got married he gained on some pounds
Person 1: Yeah but he still toned though he's in good shape just rocking that spare tyre around his waist
Person 2: He's got that Dad bod
Person 1: It suits him though he's almost 40
Person 2: Yeah since he had a few kids and got married he gained on some pounds
Person 1: Yeah but he still toned though he's in good shape just rocking that spare tyre around his waist
Person 2: He's got that Dad bod
Person 1: It suits him though he's almost 40
by Billyking January 18, 2022
Get the Dad Bod mug.I love my dad he cares for me he protects me and most of all I love playig a good catch with him....I love you dad 😇
by BadassFucker!! March 6, 2016
Get the Dad mug.A man who goes and gets the milk after you find your mom wrestling with men in bed, naked, and tell him about it. He eventually comes back when you win the lottery.
Me: "Dad, Mom's wrestling again with Jimmy, the neighbor."
Dad: "Ok, Imma go get some milk. You want chocolate or strawberry?" *leaves*
*35 years later*
Me: "Yes, I won the lottery! I'm a millionaire!"
Dad: " You want some milk with that?"
Dad: "Ok, Imma go get some milk. You want chocolate or strawberry?" *leaves*
*35 years later*
Me: "Yes, I won the lottery! I'm a millionaire!"
Dad: " You want some milk with that?"
by Milkgetter June 2, 2022
Get the Dad mug.The talk your dad or another male relative/friend gives a young boy when he's just approaching puberty or another change that he'd need mentoring and support for.
"Ashley, would you mind giving Adrian a Dad talk for me? They did Sex ed in class today, and he's worried, but didn't feel confident talking to me about it."
"He's struggling with his mental health, but he doesn't want to talk about it with his mum. He needs a Dad Talk."
"He's struggling with his mental health, but he doesn't want to talk about it with his mum. He needs a Dad Talk."
by Tr@n$ ¶ħ@ñť03_d¡¢k January 31, 2024
Get the Dad Talk mug.dads dick syndrome or DDS for short is a term given to a man who has a dick that looks bigger than it really is.
by skibby1337 January 30, 2024
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