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BEEF-STATS!
an all-american defender.
OR
a pale tall kid.
me: Hey Beef-Stats!!!!
b-s: STFU!
by untitled1234678987654 March 21, 2008
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Mobile Statue

A person standing frozen in the middle of a public thoroughfare, street, sidewalk, hallway or stairwell where people are normally walking, reading or writing text messages, checking e-mail, or otherwise electronically absorbed, cut off from the world around them.
I just walked right into some mobile statue on campus because I was trying to type and walk at the same time... I guess I should have gone statue too...
by Vinculus April 2, 2009
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Dual Statuality

A term that describes using the same status update on both facebook and myspace.

Alternate phrasing would be Latent Dual Statuality,

using the same status but with a latent update.

Example:

Margie posted that “she is going to buy shoes” on facebook

Margie later posted that “she had bought shoes” on myspace
Randall was too lazy to write something different for his facebook status so he used dual statuality.
by screamin---srb February 4, 2010
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Southwestern states nationalist movement

A movement that seeks to make all the states in the southwestern states an independent nation because of all the bad laws and policies of the US.

There are two factions to the movement. The left wing faction is make up mostly of hispanics who resent the mistreatment that they get in the US because of there language and race when they only come here to find a better life for themselves and there families.
It is also associated with the neohippie movement,advocates of the universal freedom movement and the underaged sex movement.
The right wing faction believes that the US interferes too much in peoples personal liver and taxes them to death ect.
lets all support the southwestern states nationalist movement.
by The Fury 13 September 25, 2010
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prob stats

a supremely annoying abbreviation for the abbreviation of probs (aka probably); a play off of the class probability/ statistics
Maggie: Are you going to the electric daisy carnival this weekend?

Sam: Prob stats
by saltydawg12 October 13, 2011
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The Statts

The Statts is the most likely side-effect of having a Statter (A small, but really spicy hotdog).

Getting "The Statts" is similar in intensity to a hangover, but with the addition of shame and self-disgust at last nights over indulgence.
Dude One: you alright?

Dude Two: No man, I've got a real bad case of the Statts

Dude One: Gross...
by Hotdog-Hound December 9, 2012
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United States Begotten

(abbreviated USB) : an offensive term for a Hispanic child born in the United States to illegal alien (i.e illegal immigrant in U.S. Border Patrol/immigration authorities slang) parents.
Enough is Enough. Basta, tenemos leyes que tenemos que respetar (Spanish: enough! we have laws that need to be respected!). IMHO we could dissuade illegal immigrants from illegally coming to the United States by denying automatic birthright citizenship to their United States Begotten (or Begottens).
by Sexydimma April 20, 2013
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