A nightmarish scenario where one fantasizes of being chased through the woods by men in pig masks carrying chloroform; Aroused by the overwhelming stress and fears that threaten to knock you out cold.
by CristinBurnsInHell July 10, 2024
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Hym "Why can't we sleep? Iam... IAM!"
Iam "Hmm? Oh, right... I'm like a whole other guy over here- Um... I donno. Energy drinks?"
Hym "That was HOURS ago! I can't think when I'm trying to think! I can't STOP thinking when I'm trying to stop! And the harmonica from the YouTube shorts is stuck in my head! BEEBOOBEEBOOBEEEEEBOOBEEEBOOOOBEEBOOBEEBEEEEEEEBEEBOO-"
Iam 😖 "Ack! Stop yelling harmonica noises!"
Hym "Do you not hear that in the back of our mind!? BEEBOOBEE-"
Iam "YES! YELLING IT ISN'T HELPING! Oh man... This... Just try watching Asmr again..."
Hym "That's how I got distracted by the harmonica guy!"
Iam *sigh*
Hym "He won't get me a second time!"
Iam "I can't even......."
Hym "Wait! I have to find a video to sleep to!"
Iam "Ugh this... Is why we can't sleep..."
Iam "Hmm? Oh, right... I'm like a whole other guy over here- Um... I donno. Energy drinks?"
Hym "That was HOURS ago! I can't think when I'm trying to think! I can't STOP thinking when I'm trying to stop! And the harmonica from the YouTube shorts is stuck in my head! BEEBOOBEEBOOBEEEEEBOOBEEEBOOOOBEEBOOBEEBEEEEEEEBEEBOO-"
Iam 😖 "Ack! Stop yelling harmonica noises!"
Hym "Do you not hear that in the back of our mind!? BEEBOOBEE-"
Iam "YES! YELLING IT ISN'T HELPING! Oh man... This... Just try watching Asmr again..."
Hym "That's how I got distracted by the harmonica guy!"
Iam *sigh*
Hym "He won't get me a second time!"
Iam "I can't even......."
Hym "Wait! I have to find a video to sleep to!"
Iam "Ugh this... Is why we can't sleep..."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
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by Daneshto July 20, 2024
Get the The more you sleep, the more you sloop. mug.When a person online gets banned and no one bothered to repost or make any effort to preserve their videos or posts. Therefore they cease to exist.
I wish MontyAnimations was still around but they were never famous and I can’t find their videos anymore. I guess they died in their sleep.
by chickenairfried August 3, 2024
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by Chillycold94 August 8, 2024
Get the sleeping on his shirt tail mug.Sleep refers to either 2 things.
One: The terrible, essential bodily function that plagues anywhere to a third to half our day (Less, if you're an insomniac), depending on your age and fatigue.
Or, two: Probably the greatest Stoner Doom band of all time. Reigning supreme in California in the 90's before their hiatus, they left a mark on music forever. If you haven't heard of them, I don't blame you. But, you better change that. Their shit rocks.
One: The terrible, essential bodily function that plagues anywhere to a third to half our day (Less, if you're an insomniac), depending on your age and fatigue.
Or, two: Probably the greatest Stoner Doom band of all time. Reigning supreme in California in the 90's before their hiatus, they left a mark on music forever. If you haven't heard of them, I don't blame you. But, you better change that. Their shit rocks.
Example 1:
Person 1: "Man, I didn't get much sleep last night."
Person 2: "Probably because you had an energy drink, jackass."
Person 1: "Fuck you, punk."
Example 2:
Person 1: "LOOK ONTO ZION THOUGH IT CANNOT BE SEEN"
Person 2: "Is he okay?"
Person 3: "Just ignore him, he listens to Sleep. He's incurable."
Person 2: "Damn, poor guy."
Person 3: "I know, man... I know."
Person 1: "Man, I didn't get much sleep last night."
Person 2: "Probably because you had an energy drink, jackass."
Person 1: "Fuck you, punk."
Example 2:
Person 1: "LOOK ONTO ZION THOUGH IT CANNOT BE SEEN"
Person 2: "Is he okay?"
Person 3: "Just ignore him, he listens to Sleep. He's incurable."
Person 2: "Damn, poor guy."
Person 3: "I know, man... I know."
by Sonic Titan August 8, 2024
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