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Butt Sandwich

When someone sets their butt on something, such as a TV remote and gets it stuck between their butt crack.
Brian: Yo, Dan nice butt sandwich.

Dan: Oh fuck! I sat on the remote again didn't I? I knew my ass felt weird.
Butt Sandwich by nateman89 March 4, 2011

Dick-sandwich 

a state of being; when you feel like the grungiest piece of shit in the world.
We hide in the wheat field for hours afterwards I felt like such a Dick-Sandwich
Dick-sandwich by Salty Noodles March 24, 2009

Breakfast Sandwich 

A slang term for money. Replaces "Bread," "Cheddar," and "Bacon."

The combination of the 3 make up "Breakfast Sandwich"

"I'll be bringin' home the breakfast sandwich tonight!"

"Gotta make that breakfast sandwich!"

"Times are difficult, it's getting harder and harder to bring home the breakfast sandwich."

brown and bloody sandwich 

when someone proceeds to rip the lining out of their partners ass through anal sex pentration causing pain and discomfort along with serious health side effect including but not limited to loss of bowel movement control.

this can result in shit flowing out of your partner at any point in time with no warning.

not recommended for inexperienced players!
"The woman recieved a brown and bloody sandwich from her pimp, which caused her to bleed for a week and lose control of her shitting for life."
brown and bloody sandwich by J. Middz September 22, 2006

peanut butter sandwich 

the act of shitting between the boobies of your partner and then proceeding to tit fuck her.
what happened to your peanut butter sandwich.....oh i gave it to your mom:)

air sandwich 

word used to describe the motion of someone moving their lips without emitting sound, resembling the act of eating.
Due to his amazment, he started to eat an air sandwich.