physically retarded

Mentally Retarded but physically.

Nick is physically retarded.

physically retarded by waitnoimnothim December 2, 2015

retarded seal

a person who acts very similar to a seal that is retarded.they yelp in a strange way that is best summed up by arf arf arf. this bizarre creature has a fetish of touching butts that are covered in butter. mating rituals for this animal are on a creeper level- they punch the face of the person that they want to mate with. scary I know.

kathi: arf arf arf
Sam: oh god its a retarded seal
Ethan: what the fists!
Matt: OW it punched me in the face!
Sam: FACE PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

retarded seal by formally known as cathy January 15, 2010

Retarded Animal Babies 

A hilarious flash cartoon series, created by David Lovelace. Viewable at Newgrounds. Better than Happy Tree Friends.

"If there's a rusty coat hanger in there...I got an idea for a game."

Retarded Animal Babies by Raptor October 21, 2003

retarded eagle 

the sexual act of 5 males and 1 female. one of the males penetrates the anus, one does the vagina, one goes in the mouth and the other to get handjobs thus making the female look like a retarded eagle.

there were 5 of us guys and 1 chik so we forced her to perform a retarded eagle

retarded eagle by l1llll1l1l1l1l1l11 March 13, 2009

king regards 

Much stronger than "kind regards", it it used to royally close a formal letter

Dear Paul,
you are a real friend.

King regards,
Mike

king regards by chiarita July 27, 2011

Homo Sapiens Retardus

An offspring of the MySpace generation.

The Homo Sapiens Retardus is, in short, a mentally challenged (self-centered) and/or physically challenged (collar popping) individual. They are usually frowned upon by other members of the Homo genus.

Michael cannot get a passport because he is listed as a 'Homo Sapiens Retardus' in the citizen-register.

Homo Sapiens Retardus by Yonasu October 11, 2008

retardicity 

Something that demonstrates a distinctive retardedness surrounding it.... more of an air than anything else, a sort of "je ne sais quois" that tells you, inherently, that this person/place/thing is truly and utterly retarded.

My buddy dave, though suave in his leather jacket and sneakers, would be flush with retardicity any time he opened his mouth.

retardicity by Muntumbo mo klick December 24, 2008