snot rocket

A large string or ball of green slime that is expelled from one's schnozz by plugging the other nostril, tilting your head and blowing really hard. The beauty is that no tissue is required if executed properly.

Grampa Joe just honked a huge snot rocket in his soup. Gakkkk

by FE517,KOS September 14, 2020

Rollback Rocket

Where she pulls out your foreskin as far as it goes, then blows her nose farmer style into it to lube it for a few tugs

She gave me a Rollback Rocket last night because.....well.....why not.

by Clifford Foxbus October 20, 2020

Clot Rocket

The floating used tampon(s) in a high traffic port-a-pot.

“I dry heaved and peed simultaneously because of all the clot rockets in the port-a-pot.”

by A_Stiggy October 24, 2020

Randy Rocket

A fat shot of any liquor you can find, Typically pink Whitney but at times potato Vodka. These shots are special because they take up atleast 3/4s a glass and it is poured by Randy the macho man him self on a Thursday night.

Yo it’s thirsty Thursday tonight bro, come over to the Quad and we’ll get you a Randy Rocket.

by BBC Commander October 28, 2020

Bottle rocket

First you fill a beer burpee with sulpur from matches and magnesium strikers, then you attach a 1.75l Bacardi bottle to the burpee filling it with shake and bake meth production, then you attach a peanut butter jar under the Bacardi bottle to fill with aluminum, mineral motor oil, magnesium, and sulpur in that order to the peanut butter jar, then you pack on three butane gas cans to the back end with metal tips facing away from the burpee. Then you put in PVC pipe and melt or electrocute the tips right off the butane gas giving it all the propulsion it needs to fly a couple km. Scorched earth for 5 mi.

Homewood health Canada is really seriously asking for a bottle rocket at this point.

by Cody5050 November 4, 2020

Red rocket

When a male (any species) sees a hot naked female, their dick spikes up and turns red

Wifey:hey hun

him: uhhhhhh hi
Wifey:omfg are u red rocketing
Him:i gotta go take a sheet
Wifey:nah come here

by Hoes_ in_ the_ house November 9, 2020

jiminy rickets

An exclamation:
Indicates dismay or disbelief.

Can replace "jesus christ" or "oy vey" in exclamation form in most contexts.

Person A: "You hear what happened in class today?"
Person B: "Um... no?"
Person A: "This guy got expelled for having a BB gun in his zoom class"
Person B: "Jiminy rickets..." *slaps palm into face*

by WarningMinecraftIncluded November 25, 2020