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One Inch Punch

Much like the one inch punch by Bruce Lee amazes people, as an adjective it means a person with a small penis who is amazing with it despite his size
Susan: You are a one inch punch.

Joe: What?!

Susan: Despite your size you are amazng in bed.

Joe: It's not about the size of the boat but the flow of the motions
by crankyasianladee March 17, 2015
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Alabama One Punch

scientifically proven to be as affective as Plan B, and is used usually 2 to 3 months into the pregnancy, From Alabama, this one fierce punch will terminate any fetus within a 3 inch radius of this mighty blow
“I heard Susan got the ol’ Alabama One Punch today”

“Dam, let’s give a ‘Yee’ for that poor soul

*Both Yee in mourning*
by i speak Carti +^* October 14, 2019
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Cell Phone Punch

A Virtual "Punch" given or received from a cell phone.
My friend texted me a terrible picture, I think I will send him a "Cell Phone Punch".
Revenge Love Hateful Hug Reply
by (( (OQTIVE) )) August 13, 2011
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Butt-Hole Punch

1. The act of your waitress/server loading your spit cup.
2. Getting punched in the butt...
Hey Hannah can you butt-hole punch that spitter for me! Is that really to much to ask?!?
by TheFixerofOne July 11, 2019
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turd in a punch bowl

a phrase that is said whenever there is a bad outcome in any venture. also, something would not be a very good sight at any party.
the boss asking for my piss sample will go over about as well as a turd in a punch bowl
by lil connor the anchor April 15, 2006
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sucker punch

When you suddenly punch someone, yell "Sucker!" and then run away.
Brooke told Amanda that if Hayden was going to be a bitch, she ought to sucker punch him.
by Boron August 10, 2007
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japanese sack punching

a game in japan where the man bends over, lets his ball sack dangle and girls take turns punching it over and over again like a punching bag, first one to pass out losses
man did you catch that episode of japanese sack punching lastnight, i cant believe anyone is dumb enough to do that
by urbanman199876 November 4, 2011
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