Poo Pencil

When you have so much anal sex, that poo is forced up your dick-hole and comes out as a thin pencil shape next time you pee.

I had so much anal sex with Ashley last night I had a poo pencil this morning...

by uerhueuwbwu August 23, 2011

ghostly poo

like the phantom poo, a ghostly poo is a turd that is not visible in the toilet or the toilet paper....

so heres the question

Q: how do you know if you have had a ghostly poo?

OMG there is a ghostly poo in the bathroom....

by sweet lil lies September 13, 2006

Drinky-Poos

The act of forcefully placing your big toe up an unwilling person's back passage while yelling "Drinky-Poos!".

Can be used as an act of punishment for insubordinance or being an annoying twat.

A man is walking down the street when an annoying salesman tries to sell him a credit card. The man calmly removes his shoes and socks and proceeds to shove his big toe up the salesman's ass while yelling "Drinky-Poos!" at the top of his lungs.

by Detective Scrote March 20, 2009

mookin poo

The great sensation of being relieved after defecating when earlier one had a massive stomach ache.

I was so glad to finally experience mookin poo after suffering all day from having to shit so bad.

by Ashley March 4, 2005

poo nuggets

stuff that comes out of your anus

i spread her legs, and she had poo nuggets all up in her pubes

by True to my Roots July 2, 2003

Disco Poo

A Disco Poo is when you got to the toilet with your i-phone or i-pod on loud and play disco music whilst in a cubicle, doing your business. The more public the venue, the better, although you shouldn't be in a club or location where music overshadows your top tunes.

'I just walked in on Tom having a disco poo, he was playing some classic beats'.

by Maziege June 13, 2011

poo head

my freind marshall who can also be referred to as a testical shitting penguin rapist whos brain is made out of cheese

that kid is such a poo head he acts just like marshall

by seven101 October 16, 2008