Dick-punching class

Slang for self-defense class

Person 1: "Hey Becky, can you go to the movies on Saturday?"

Person 2: "I can't, sorry. I have some shopping to do then I have dick-punching class."

by DickPuncher'96 September 18, 2011

Double tongue punch

When two homies heads go skydiving in between the same girls thighs and go to town.

Cayden and kole double tongue punched the same bitch

by Cmannnnn January 27, 2022

ninja junk punch

Requires pure stealth until the moment you scare the shit out of them by yelling NINJA at the top of your lungs just before swiftly junk punching them and disappearing into the darkness again leaving them with sore balls and a fear of the word ninja.

"Once you've been ninja junk punched you can never hear the word Ninja again without a chill of terror running up your spine."

by Momo6717 July 20, 2012

six hole punch

When you have a threesome with two chicks and put it in each one of their holes during the duration of said name threesome.

Her step-mom walked in on me three hole punching her daughter and I invited her to make it into a six hole punch.

by BigtetisMcgee April 22, 2020

turd in a punch bowl

a phrase that is said whenever there is a bad outcome in any venture. also, something would not be a very good sight at any party.

the boss asking for my piss sample will go over about as well as a turd in a punch bowl

by lil connor the anchor March 10, 2006

sucker punch

When you suddenly punch someone, yell "Sucker!" and then run away.

Brooke told Amanda that if Hayden was going to be a bitch, she ought to sucker punch him.

by Boron August 09, 2007

japanese sack punching

a game in japan where the man bends over, lets his ball sack dangle and girls take turns punching it over and over again like a punching bag, first one to pass out losses

man did you catch that episode of japanese sack punching lastnight, i cant believe anyone is dumb enough to do that

by urbanman199876 November 04, 2011