Noah

the person with the smoothest balls of any given group

have you SEEN Noah's balls? they're smooth as a baby's bottom

by crupeycrumpet February 18, 2021

Noah Dispinseri

A fat fuck of a human that gets on his xbox at 5pm and gets off at 7pm to spend time with his family instead of his friends.

Daniel:Where the fuck is Noah?
*Noah joins*
Everyone: Oh look who decided to show up, it Noah Dispinseri

by Akali ^-^ May 24, 2022

Pull a Noah

The act of completely disappearing from someone's life at a random, unexpected moment in time during a point when you were talking to that someone for a reasonable amount of time.

"How should I get rid of this guy I've been flirting with? I don't want to date him."

"Oh girl, just pull a Noah."

by lil kleenex October 23, 2017