Monkey episodes

A contagious disease that hasn't been spread (yet) to anyone expect the first person who had ever been diagnosed with the disease(anerx). It is a disease where the victim will morph into a monkey and go insane and become extremely powerful only for a short period of time before they turn back to their original self. The episodes usually happen when the victim is provoked, usually angered. The disease is incredibly mysterious due to only one person having it (so far)

looks like anerx is having another one of his monkey episodes again.

by Lunna October 15, 2020

Monkey fucked

When you get screwed over

Sounds like your boss just monkey fucked you man!!!!

by Heatoshun October 24, 2017

monkey hop

To swing ones arms side by side while walking with a hop because of great joy/happiness.

Upon seeing his girlfriend, Phil monkey hopped towards her.

by African Lily April 5, 2017

monkey semen

When you have a tiny, almost microscopic dick and for some reason are able to jiz

Guy1: Dude, your girlfriend said you are huge
Guy2: No dude, Monkey semen

by NinNards May 16, 2017

Monkey tuxedo

Matching Jean and denim jackets usually made by fubu or Sean John worn by the blacks.

Damn I love those Sean John jeans and matching denim jacket son, I wish I had a monkey tuxedo like that!

by Fortdespair February 18, 2017

monkey dew

A person who usuaslly does whatever they are told. Mostly they are the reason for "Monkey see, monkey dew."

Person1:Monkey!
Monkey dew:yes

Person1:go help cook in the kichten.
Monkey dew:the monkey will dew

by Kaykay05 March 2, 2017

Monkey Wings

When a man's scrotal sack becomes stuck to the inner thigh due to perspiration often requiring a sumo style leg raise to break surface tension. The stretch of the sack pulling away from the inner thigh resembles monkey wings.

Dude, I got some serious monkey wings after that round of 18.

by Wiseguy15 February 3, 2018