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A Karen is normally known for her outlying destruction of children's ability to enjoy life or anyone to have some sort of fun. Normally known as mood killers, annoying, and at all costs must avoid. However, you do get lucky that one Karen can be known as a Milf. Those types are wild and normally past their late 40s and lost all hope of control and must revert to the youthfulness of the surrounding community.
Howard- Wow G did you get to experience Karen? She is out of this world wild.

G- In fact Howard you are right Karen was amazing last night.

Kevin- Did you see that milf (Karen)

Howard- I heard she is into local college kids who are "Bad Boys"
Karen by NONamePoppyLongWood April 6, 2022

Karen's Handful

Originally used by Hannah Gadsby in her netflix stand up comedy special, “Douglas”. The joke first started with Hannah saying how different things would be called if women were allowed to name them. She also says, “Men, how would you like it if we called your balls Karen’s handful? Not very much.” And “If a man starts getting moody it’s because karen’s giving them a squeeze”
His Karen's Handful must’ve been squeezed really hard since he’s acting like a jerk.
Karen's Handful by Bridgez April 7, 2022
A white 40-year-old woman who dramatically breaks down when the slightest inconvenience happens.
Usually has an unstylish short blonde bob haircut.

When provoked, she will do one of these three things:

--Collapse onto the ground, crying or screaming
--Demand to speak to the manager
--Tell you what you can and can't do, even if it's not a rule
Cashier: "I'm sorry, our Ice-Cream machine is broken at the mome-"
Karen: "EXCUSE ME, your machine was working perfectly fine yesterday!"
Cashier: "Madam, it broke down yesterday, would you like anything else?"
Karen: "I want to speak to your manager!"
Karen by Kermit Curly Toes April 7, 2022

Karenism 

Resigning Karens
The Karenism was shown when Catalina stopped drinking trulys
Karenism by ReiK April 9, 2022

Karen colonizing 

When really old really hateful people try really hard to feel relevant; the act of trying to imitate underage girls
Person 1: GUYS! HELP!

Person 2: wAt
Person 1: Karen colonizing. It’s happening
Person 2: ahhhhh
Person 3: get the holy water! Get the pepper spray! Start filling out the restraining order application! This is importante!
Person 4: I’ll ride into town on my horse to let everyone know what’s going on

- a Karen tried to pull dom shit on someone’s lifestyle

Karen-cel 

She can’t tell when she’s not wanted. She doesn’t take no for an answer. She’ll jack off to u… no matter how underage u are and no matter how ugly she is. She’ll even rape ur Pinterest accounts because she’s too much of a hag to get close to u.
Person 1: this Karen is making me uncomfortable
Person 2: why can’t she tell ur not her 15 year old girlfriend? What a Karen-cell
Person 1: she really thinks she gets to play abusive boyfriend