age is just a number

Cthulhu: Pennywise, what the FUCK are you doing, you can’t prey on her!

Pennywise: Oh yeah, why not?

Cthulhu: BECAUSE SHE’S FOURTEEN!!!

Pennywise: Yeah, What’s it to ya, age is only number, Cthulhu!

Cthulhu: Oh you know what else is a number?

Pennywise: What?

Cthulhu: NINE ONE FUCKING ONE, BITCH!!!

Pennywise said that age is just a number, before getting arrested for preying on underage people.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing April 8, 2025

I just senate your way

What da state representative told his "other congressional body" colleague regarding a "hot puhtatuh" (I mean, "puh-TAH-tuh" --- no "e' at da end, Mr. Quayle!) bill dat he and his own cronies didn't know how to deal wif.

House speaker, in a memo to da "counterpart-half" president: We're deeply divided here in our views on da Red Scare, so I just senate your way --- we'll let Joe McCarthy and Margie Smith filibuster it out.

by QuacksO0 May 26, 2025

Just friends

1. When someone you like says "we are just friends" basically friendzoning you
2. When 2 people who are obviously dating say they are just dating.

Person: Are you two dating?
Person 2+3: Uhhhh no, we are just friends (IN PERFECT UNISON).
Person: Uh ok

by I<3Chickens July 25, 2022

just Speed run my Goose Puncher

when a female wants fast oral

"im so horny, just speed run my goose puncher steve"

by uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhlol February 24, 2021

It's just the culture, I guess

A phrase used to cover up what could be perceived by others as a racist or uncultured comment. It is also used by listeners to diffuse tension when someone else says something questionable.

See also: not to be racist, no offense, it's interesting that

Doug: (name), the guy from (country), keeps showing up late to work. Seems like a lazy dude.

Keith: It's just the culture, I guess

by Snapflapple December 28, 2023

Just cut the pubes in the womb bro

A surreal and jarring expression that blends bodily imagery with streetwise irreverence. “Just cut the pubes in the womb, bro” reads like a raw metaphor for addressing problems before they even begin—an exaggerated way of saying, “handle it early” or “nip it in the bud.” The use of graphic and unexpected imagery pushes the phrase into absurd, almost grotesque territory, challenging comfort zones and demanding attention through shock value. It straddles the line between crude humor and existential commentary, evoking themes of control, origin, and premature intervention.

"Just cut the pubes in the womb bro", Shut that down before it gets serious

by SonyTan April 16, 2025

just den

A prick known as "That Guy" or "The Creeper".

Don't bother dear, he's a just den.

by CNN News May 28, 2014