Jordan Poser

When a douchebag wears a pair of Jordan basketball shoes, but not even playing basketball.

-Hey, nice Jordan shoes. Do you play basketball?
-No, because It's swaag, ya' know what I'm sayin'?
-You fucking Jordan poser.

by WrigleyWarrior August 13, 2016

Jordan

A Jordan is a British Male who typically has brown hair and eyes. Jordan may also be short and very sexy. His last name will most likely start with a H because that is a sexy letter fitting his sexy appearance.

“Hey look it’s Jordan”
“Zamn 😍”

by Mohammed Jameson December 23, 2022

Jordan Fedyna

A man who wears ridiculously tight t shirts in order to exert his false sense of dominance. Also a man who is unable to shower due to his inability to touch grass or take a 5 minute break from valorent.

Wow, have you seen mark in the last week? he smells like shit and has been online for 69 hours straight now. What a Jordan Fedyna

by TouchGrassKid March 25, 2022

Jordan Carver

A German woman with big boobs

Random dude: Man, Jordan Carver is so beautiful

by GuyWhoMakesUnfunnyJokes June 2, 2025

Jordan Derosia

1.the most amazing girl ever.
2.she is the most beautiful girl you'll ever see in your life.
3.she is the best girlfriend a guy can ever imagine having.
4. the best kisser in the world

person:You see that girl over there.
Person2: yeah she is relle hot.
Person: thats Jordan Derosia she is Keith's girlfriend
Person2: dayummm im jealous

by GOON25 February 7, 2009

Jordan

A Jordan is a short, chubby, boy who thinks he is all that. They thinks they're the cats meow. He often uses trends past their due date and says the phrase, "hey, thats illegal!" He always sounds like a complete retard. He has a very small weenie.

Rebecca: ew who is that turd
Her friend: lol thats the dumb head named Jordan

by KoolPantsBro June 11, 2019

jordan yoder

A man that misspells words and gets banned from Groupme

Dang I just got Jordan Yodered off of Groupme

by Jimmy Kimmel January 17, 2021