January 12th

national kiss a black straight hair 5'6 lonely kpop obsessed plant killer plushie lover clean depressed Asian day

DAMN IT'S JANUARY 12th. Time to go give that smexy lady tien a kiss

by Not depressed kiss kiss December 31, 2021

January 5th

Flirt with your friends

On January 5th tell all your friends "Wassup bae" In a flirty way

by Yourfavoritenigg3r January 3, 2022

22nd of January

The 22nd of January has been deemed as National sahri wins day and it is the day sahri finds out that she has know Lauren longer. She is victorious, she is superior.

Omg no way it’s the 22nd of January it’s national sahri wins day let’s all go praise her!!

by Slaygirlypop March 11, 2024

January 14

This is a day to throw anyone shorter than you in your friend group into a blender and drink their tasty flesh

It’s January 14 I’ve been waiting for this…

by TheFastestManAlive December 4, 2024

January 9

If on January 9th you have someone who follows the criteria of :

Being offended by everything

Named Joel

Is a Femboy
Then, according to law (trust me), you are legally allowed to beat the shit out of them

God isn’t Joel getting offended like always today. Wait isn’t it January 9th, get him boys

by Tuff Golem>Sniffer January 2, 2023

January 15

it’s national tell yo twin u luh dem day
tell yo twin you love them💯💕

January 15…
tyrone:i love you twin

keshia:i love you too

by …untitled January 14, 2022

January 30

If you were born on this day congratulations!! You must be a chill type of person and the best person to meet, you're funny, a lil crazy but everyone likes that and most likely your loving and want respect from people. If you're into zodiacs than you're an Aquarius (basically the best sign out there) also I'm pretty sure you look better than the rest of your classmates and you can never be called ugly without it being called a lie .

Person: "Hey it's January 30!"

by .imurmom.com January 29, 2022