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January 20

National kiss you’re date day!!
If you kiss you’re date or you’re bf/gf in front of of you’re friends you have a surprise.
-heyyyy, kiss*
-what was that?
- you have to give whatever i want cause it’s january 20
by Lauren Davis January 16, 2020
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january 26th

the day where you can slap anybody in the face for literally no reason and if you dont slap anybody on january 26th your gay
idiot 1: Hey! *Slaps the other idiot*
idiot 2: why tf did u do that
idiot 1: ITS JANUARY 26TH
by missdumbass January 26, 2022
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January 10

January 10 is national gf day! this is the day to appreciate your girlfriend or any of your female friends!
A: i love you! thanks for being my friend.
B: i love you too! why so sudden though?
A: its january 10!
by hilolzies1234 February 11, 2023
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15 January

It’s national kiss and hug someone
Boy 1: it’s 15 January

Girl1: kiss me then
by Iz-T-06 January 9, 2022
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January 25

people born on this day will give you the slickittiest wittliest gumbosmackerest wettest guadalupe approved guacamole 3000 of your life.
**Title: "Gus and the Guacamole 3000"**

*(Interior: A vibrant, quirky kitchen filled with colorful utensils and a large, rustic wooden table. A calendar on the wall is marked January 25th, decorated with festive balloons.)*

**Gus** *(mid-30s, wearing a quirky apron, humming to himself)*: Ah, the perfect day to create my masterpiece!

**Narrator**: Gus, born on a chilly January 25, has a talent for transforming the mundane into the extraordinary, especially in the kitchen.

**Scene 2: The Creation**

*(Gus begins slicing avocados with precision, his movements like a well-rehearsed dance. He adds ingredients: onions, tomatoes, a secret blend of spices.)*

**Gus**: (excitedly) And now, for the pièce de résistance, the Slickitties Wittliest GumboSmackerest essence!

*(He uncorks a small, mysterious bottle, releasing a cloud of glittering steam.)*

*(A friend, Alex, enters the kitchen, drawn by the enchanting aroma.)*

**Alex**: (amazed) Gus, what is this magical scent?

**Gus**: (with a wink) Behold, the Guacamole 3000! Guadalupe approved, my friend.

*(Alex dips a chip into the guacamole, hesitantly at first, then takes a bite. Their eyes widen in delight.)*

**Alex**: (ecstatic) Gus, this is... this is the slickest, wittiest, gumbo-smackingest, wettest guacamole of my life!

**Gus**: (bows) My culinary mission is complete.

**THE END.**
by ChIcKeN nUgGeTz In A hOt TuB November 16, 2023
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January 12th

January 12th is national Premier Inn day!
Everyone go to Rugby Town Premier Inn to celebrate
Person 1 - "hey I was at a premier inn on January 12th to celebrate national premier inn day"
Person 2 - "...."
by Ftfft2828 January 12, 2024
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January 30th

January 30th: when the worst people are born. People who are born on this date are the scum of the earth, they are cheaters, druggies and just horrible people in general. They are toxic attention seekers with god complexes, if you meet someone born on this date stay away; they only bring misfortune.
My boyfriend is a piece of shit, he was born on January 30th, makes sense
by Verifiedtruthspeaker November 23, 2021
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