jake

Often an obese male, loves to eat junk food and often cocky

Jake loves to eat McDonalds

by ObeseMale123 December 16, 2017

Jake

He is a smart guy with dark curly hair and green eyes they are nice and can be a little annoying when he talks. he will always have his hand up in class and will be the first to answer.

Look who it is, Jake

by sickboi85678383 September 08, 2020

Jake

Super sweet and caring, hopeless romantic, probably Pansexual or Bisexual also, is probably a Bottom.

"did you see jake the other day"

by BottomBoi24 February 04, 2020

Jake

A meat rider for people named Sam Longhurst

Jake is the biggest meet rider.

by Troy Whorebag November 24, 2023

JAKE

Jake is a short guy he is smart,funny and cute he likes to hunt he go his first buck last year. He likes to make fun of people (me) he has a cute smile and he play with his hair witch is just perfect This it to chicken yum yum

Girl: your cute

Jake:thx

Jake: a few minutes later looking at the girl (she likes me)
Girl:no I don’t it’s a complement

by Flower1773 December 18, 2019

Jake

Jake is the World’s worst COCKBLOCK. He will try to take anyone’s girl whether she’s taken or not! Also thinks he’s the buffest future EMT to ever walk the earth.

-Look! Mike is finally proposing!

-He better hurry up, Jake heard and he’s on his way!

by Uegeidyneisne January 04, 2019

Jake

A lovely lad

Jake is a overly lad

by Rionfielder November 21, 2021