Jack Bower

When one jacks off then immedeatly proceeds to take a shower while drinking a beer in the shower. One can do this collection of activities in any order, but the beer must be drank while in the shower. (Jack off + beer in shower= bower)

Example 1
Person 1: So when are you coming over?
Person 2: In a little while. I gotta get me a Jack Bower, take a dump and eat dinner then I'll be over.

Example 2
Person 1: So did you slip her the sausage last night?
Person 2: Na I dumped that dirty dyke and went home to snag a Jack Bower.

by Scotty Tits March 31, 2008

Jack fye

Mostly likely the best football equipment manger known to mankind could go down as the best person to hand you a waterbotle

Who is the greatest equipment manger of all time JACK FYE

by 374748383 December 12, 2018

smacky jack

To inject heroine into an erect penis just before orgasming. The effect is both explosive and calming. The combination of stimulant and downer exponentially increases the pleasure of each.

I wanted to try the smacky jack last night, but I was all out of smack!

by Loube July 30, 2006

Billy Jacked

To run at a high rate of speed towards someones stomach.

"that nigga got Billy Jacked"

by Dronlol February 8, 2009

Jack Back

Jack Back

1. To steal something back from someone who stole from you (i.e. jacked you).

2. To jump, attack, or otherwise harm in retaliation for the same thing having been done to you.

Popularized by the rap song of the same name.

Guy 1: Hey, there goes that dude who stole my Cd's

Guy 2: Did he lock his car door?

Guy 1: No, let's hit him with a jack back!

by MastaRoe March 17, 2010

Flap Jacks

A Woman with breasts that are flat. Deflated Titties.

An old age home is a great place to find Flap Jacks.

by Leon June 20, 2004

longback jack

a guy with an abnormally long spine, usually can be found in biology classes being tormented for his unfortunate state and is commonly associated with grapes.

'hey longback jack ford, how did you manage to get in the door?!'

by clomofo January 7, 2010