Dark Horse

An lovable, athletic and intelligent creature!

Wow, Jacob is such a dark horse :)

by hhhu November 18, 2019

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Brojan Horse

When you meet a seemingly awesome guy and he turns out to be a douche.

Girl..I met what I thought was this really cool guy and then he went all douchewad on me....total brojan horse. Fml

by Iamtheninjagirl October 19, 2015

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Shitting Horses and Donkeys

An exaggerated version of 'Raining cats and dogs' where now its hailing and snowing and raining etc.

'holy shit, its shitting horses and donkeys'

by doomplings October 14, 2021

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A sacred stance used to defend oneself from attackers. Space your legs apart and squat down so that your thigh and lower leg are at a 90 degree angle, while screaming NEEIGGH at the top of your lungs to make your assailent as uncomfortable as possible. May occasionally result in you getting kicked in the fun time spot, but worth the look on your attackers face if they are as confused as I am while writing this definition.

guy one: yo man let’s jump this foo’
target: back off! NEEIIIGGGHH!!!
guy two: shit man! He knows the horse stance!!!
guy one: lets beat it!

by biggie cheeze June 4, 2018

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horse shit

1) Lies

2) Literal horse feces

Synonym of bullshit

1)

YouTube: "We removed the dislike counter to protect small creators"

The astronomical amount of horse shit that thomas has seen here has thrown him into a blind rage

2)

"Horses shit horse shit no shit sherlock"

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022

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