Five

A lyin ass mf that thinks he's cool and thinks girls define how cool or popular he is. Assumes he is good at sports but gets hit in the face once and starts crying.

dates girls to get over another- Five

by FingerLickinGood05 December 13, 2019

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Five amigos

A group chat for five girls who chat shit about everyone and all love each other and has each other’s backs❤️

five amigos group chat is so funny

by balck girls December 14, 2019

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Five finger death cuntch

The act of getting violently fisted by a person wearing several rings. These rings end up catching some pussy flaps and ripping the snatch to shreds.

Tyrant: god I hope she doesn’t die.

Big Easy: ummmm what?

Tyrant: I gave this whore a five finger death cuntch cd and now she is on life support at Jefferson hospital.

Big Easy: o bloody hell...

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm December 20, 2019

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five o’cloffic

A contraction of the phrase “5 o’clock traffic”

God I hate five o’cloffic!

by long live poland May 6, 2019

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If you buy five of the scratch-off tickets that say, "Win up to five times", it very likely will refer to how many times the STATE will win, since you were idiotic enough to spend the money on those five tickets and probably not win anything yourself.

by QuacksO September 12, 2019

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life high five

When you and a friend from your past, get together after a big hiatus, and realize that you both have been living your best lives, and now they finally intersect. Who needs real high fives, when your lives can high five themselves!?

Josh: This is crazy. We both own houses, have killer jobs we love, we spend every weekend on the water, and we basically have been killing it! So glad we are hanging out again!

Brittany: Duh. Life high five!

by levinlaw September 15, 2019

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