Five Hundred Crickets

For when you feel the need to waste an absurd amount of money on an equally absurd Item

Alright Dave don't do anything stupid with your first paycheck.
I'm going to go order Five Hundred Crickets!
...Why the fuck do I bother

by Dastvan June 3, 2019

The Pizza Hut High Five

Luke Lafreniere refuses to explain this to us.

Luke Lafreniere refuses to explain The Pizza Hut High Five.

by WalterWhitesPhD December 10, 2023

Two o' Five

A rapid footjob using both soles of the feet and given by a Succubus Cafe maid lying on her back in front of you.

Hey, did you know Pancho enjoys Two o' FIve on the daily?

No way! I thought only Francisco Liked Two o' FIve!

Let me ask Valdovinos if he likes Two o' Five.

by Kodez Minjo January 4, 2023

Radio Buttons (The $25 (twenty-five=twenty_five dollar ($) torture)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Radio Buttons
Person 1: Radio Buttons (The $25 (twenty-five=twenty_five dollar ($) torture)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

Five Night At Freddys

har har harhar har har harhar harhar, har har harhar har har harhar har, haaaaaaar harharharharharharharharhar, harhar har har har hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaar.

"five night at freddys, is the who you wanna be? i just dont get it, why do you wanna stay?"

by the shlabriaher May 23, 2022

Five head

A five head is when you are able to put your hand on youre head and fits without touching youre eyebrows or your hair line.

Steve:whos that?
Mike:thats Stacy. She's got a five head
Steve:I can tell

by Wowza! Thats crazy! October 18, 2019

five lollars

another name for money, equal amount to dollars

five lollars

by anonymous boywonder January 7, 2009