Emily

Emily is the type of girl who thinks she is an absolute god and can get away with anything because she's a heartless human with no sense of care for her siblings. If you ever encounter an Emily make sure yo get you're rifle at the ready because they could charge at any moment as they may be hostile.

Person 1: Hey dude, is that an Emily ?

Person 2: Oh fuck me man, quick get the rifle, we gonna kill this bitch.

by Skragnar November 14, 2019

Emily

Emily is the type of girl that makes you laugh easily! She’s really pretty and kind. She likes to eat and sometimes share foods! So if you find an Emily you should always stay by her side and hold onto her.

Emily is really pretty!!

by Cookiewithcream January 19, 2025

emily

she is the victim.

“emily is the victim”

by epow05 December 26, 2021

Emily Meyer

Someone you spent the formative years of your young adulthood with. She loves the ocean and sharks. She worked at a winery and was a volunteer diver at a major aquarium. She put up with a lot of your bullshit for a long time. More than a bit forgetful and definitely a chaotic spaz. Has iridescent green and blue and gray eyes. Makes you think of the beach when you put your face to her sandy hair. Has a calming smile like a cool sea breeze on a hot day. Fiercely independent and goes for the jugular in verbal beatdowns. From perfume fights to geocache hikes, the time you shared will stay with you, even though the two of you couldn't work out a future together.

I love you Emily Meyer and I always will.

by TheOneForPeace October 10, 2020

Emilie Ducarme

Emilie Ducarme has issues when finding guys that actually live close to her. She does not have daddy/mommy issues or an fat ass. But, she has big tits and her best friend is the best person out there (jk). She loves a good party and will chug from the bottle. Emilie is a great girl and everyone should be nice to her, unless she’s being a dick.

« She’s definitely not an Emilie Ducarme dude, look at her phat ass. »

by lusd28 June 1, 2020

Emily

These people that write how amazing she is are probs Emily's. Never trust the internet.

Emily: omg I'm gonna type about my name omg.
Me: no.

by Blanndo April 24, 2022

Emily

Feminist
Thinks windmills make energy🤮👎🤣
Awful at field hockey (especially goalie)
Dumb
In love with Elliot

Probably eats her poop

“Who’s that awful goalie out there”
“Oh it’s just Emily!”

by J doc October 22, 2019