Christian Twist

hammer a nail through your penis into a hefty piece of wood (preferably a crucifix) then spin around and around twisting up your shit like a crazy beach lollypop

That sick fucker thinks he's Jesus, gave himself a Christian Twist.

by arrbby July 1, 2011

Christiane

Christiane is the best person you will ever meet. She will always help you whatever it is.
Christianes are well known for their hospitality and amazing cooking and baking skills.
If you have a Christiane in your life, you are more than lucky.

I am the most lucky girl because my mom is a Christiane.
Thank you Christiane you are amazing!

by Mfae November 23, 2021

Angsty Christian

A “Christian” fasher who gets angsty for no reason.

Your really being a ANGSTY CHRISTIAN right now

by Youhasbeenyeeted April 13, 2019

Christian Nolan

He is very BIG, like moto moto big. His neo-pronouns are Nike and GA say them infront of your mom he has seen her before.

Christian Nolan IS HUGE

by YES SIR< BIG OLLL DICK DICK June 7, 2022

christian

Christian is a loving guy whos always looking to get his dick up he loves to destroy others genitals always facetimes his girlfriend/ex because he wants too talk too someone he honestly just a bitch he will probably end up talking his own life he gets his heart broken like it a little Chinese kid passing out fortune cookies.

guy 1: yo did you hear what happened to Christian
guy 2: yea bro he took his own life its crazyyy

by dale_smells July 14, 2024

CHRIStians

the CHRIStians are legendary menaces we have started the corn trend and saved lives forever, follow @sometimesdwtt on twitter for updates

1: CHRIStians are lifeless losers that have nothing to do

2: bro you’re lying they just joke around and have fun, nothing wrong with that

by harlow’s #1 fan August 26, 2022

Christian

Christian is a very kind,nice,funny,intelligent person. Once you talk to him you will instantly fall in love with him. You will never want to let go of him. But be careful because if you break his heart, he will not be happy. He is very nice and smart. You will love him as soon as you see him or talk to him. You always want a Christian in your life.

omg is that Christian?
yes isn't he really cute and nice.

by pintrest lover May 4, 2021