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mystery cheese

A unknown cheese-like substance that resides beneath the unwashed foreskin that has a gestation period of of 3 to 5 days. Can be spread or dipped. Synon: smegma.
Oh... this a tasty chip dip. -- "Thank you. It is mystery cheese! I made it myself!"
by Dr. Felchenstien May 24, 2004
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magical cheese

noun. Northern Irish experession meaning 'Cannabis resin'
Hay Mailey want to smoke some magical cheese?
by Robin Bownes July 3, 2003
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rich cheese

a cheese where the gushing insides are really rich and cream
danm girl u built like rich cheese
by ugo.is.slugo.isugo February 15, 2023
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Cheese Nips

1. a type of Cheddar cheese cracker manufactured by Kraft

2. breasts covered with nipple discharge
by PW January 13, 2003
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cheese bread

a multi perpose word denoting laziness, obesity, greasiness, obsession, and a generally repulsive and unhealthy lifestyle.

it originated from a youtube hip-hop video called "everyday normal crew" by comedy rapper jon lajoie , wherein he introduces a friend of his who he calls "cheese bread" because of his habit of getting out of bed every morning, putting "five slice of cheese on five slice of bread", " microwaving that shit" eating it, and going back to bed.

the main useage is the verb form, in which case, "to cheese bread" something, or "cheese breading" something means to obsess over or overdo one single activity.

in adjective form, cheese bread describes a person as disgusting or lazy , or a period of time spent behaving in a disgusting , lazy or unhealthy manner.
verb

1: "i'm taking a week off work so i can cheese-bread gears of war 3 "
2: my parents just got into the wire , they're cheese breading that shit."
3: i can't listen to that album anymore, i cheese breaded it and i'm sick of it now."

adjective

1: "yo man i got up at 2:30 pm today, smoked a fat ass j bone, and ate nine cans of ravioli while watching 25 back-to-back episodes of my little pony : friendship is magic. i didn't brush my teeth or take a shower or anything. it was totally fucking cheese bread."
by fangdangler May 27, 2011
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chocolate and cheese

1. An incredible album by Ween
2. A delicious, underrated combo
1. Chocolate and cheese is the epitome of good music.
2. Chocolate and cheese is the epitome of tastiness.
by Daniel Gunton July 12, 2006
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cheese slice

The triangle shaped sweat mark left by a woman on a vinyl seat. Most often seen on exercise equipment.
Damn MaryBeth, are you going to wipe off that cheese slice you left on the Lat Pulldown?
by bnasty October 16, 2006
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