law of conservation of nug

a general rule that states the amount of weed you possess is exactly the amount you originally bought minus what was smoked already

'dude, easy on the blunts, remember the law of conservation of nug'

by Chudaddy November 20, 2011

double-sister-in-law

Brother’s wife and spouse’s sister at the same time.

My double-sister-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

half-uncle-in-law

1. The husband of one's parent's half-sister.
2. The half-brother of one's parent-in-law.

My half-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Meza Law Group

A group of global top tier kick ass lawyers that will have your back until the end!!

This law firm backs down from no one!!

A group of relentless, highly motivated individuals with global reach!

Meza Law Group AKA The Octopus

Founded by Mario Meza, Esq. #nomad #worldcitizen #globalcitizen

They hired Meza Law Group! Give them what they want or they’ll kill all of our families down to our pets!!

Meza Law Group; boutique, global, relentless, law gods.

by mmeza_esq November 24, 2021

best friend law

If this law is called between two people that have agreed they are best friends then the person that calls the law is in a family related, relationship related, love related, school-related, or social related situation. After this law has been called the the opposite person of the one that called the law must help the caller until he/she says the name "Tim McGraw".

I called the best friend law whenever I broke up with my girlfriend.

by George strait and Jones May 31, 2019

Newton's 4th Law

Newton's 4th law states that the uglier you are, the less hoes you pull. It does not have anything to do about gravity, or force. It is simply the fact that the less attractive one is, the less hoes they pull

Man, Newton's 4th Law has been acting upon Jimmy latley. It must have to do with his new haircut.

by BusterBalls4469 March 9, 2022

co-sister-in-law

Spouse's sibling's wife.

My co-sister-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021