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Angry Shart

When you have a Norovirus and accidentally lampshade shart your partner in your sleep and wake up to verbal abuse
Paul was very ill with Norovirus, unfortunately Steph did not appreciate the high speed shart. Steph is not a fan of the Angry Shart and was verbally unhappy
by Electric Smurf December 19, 2024
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Angry Pterodactyl

The act of performing a violent hand job on the gentleman to your left and the gentleman to your right, simultaneously, while flapping your arms like a prehistoric bird taking off from a rocky cliff.
Angry Pterodactyl; a nursery rhyme.
Hickory dickory dock
Fast Pat has two handfuls of cock
The clock struck two
Cody and Riggs shot their goo
Then dropped Pat at the end of the block
by El Conquistador May 5, 2021
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Reverse Angry Dragon

The act of blowing your load up her nostril, so it goes down her throat in her mouth, transforming her into a little sperm breathing angry dragon.
My Dom reverse angry dragoned me, while shooting his load up my nose.
by Anne_Bonny July 19, 2019
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Angry horse

When a horse obsessed person keeps posting pictures of their horse, and the horse does not willingly comply.
Look at that girl who keeps posting pictures of her horse, that is one angry horse.
by Kuuuuuuuuuuuush February 2, 2015
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hair angry

The highest degree of anger. When you are so mad, you want to chop all of your hair off.
I wouldn't talk to her right now. She's hair angry.
by hdfvgsuzh February 9, 2019
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angry silverwearing

where you are putting away silverware but very aggressively
when my dad puts away the silverware he’s always angry silverwearing it
by randowords February 1, 2019
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angry carpet

when you drop a wet lolly on the carpet then the fluff sticks to it you shove it up your ass and suck the shite off it
i had an angry carpet lolly
by bbbyyy177 November 12, 2023
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