by DiamondSlug September 28, 2021

The practice of taking a whole pineapple, shaving off the rough outer skin so the flesh is exposed, then inserting it anally for sexual pleasure. Often the fruit must be shaved several times until a fit can be achieved. The juices of the fruit serve as a natural lubricant, and are considered a delicacy when rimming. If the pineapple is marinated in vodka first, this is known as a "Sloppy Fruit Salad" which should be performed with caution due to the danger of alcohol poisoning.
I got him drunk and took him home, we got frisky in the kitchen and I gave him his first fruit salad - he took it like a man but he won't be sitting down for a while!
by DTune February 11, 2025

When I get home late from a stressful day at work, nothing sounds better than tossing the devil’s salad.
by 9r9k June 25, 2020

A video where a colored male puts grapes into his rectum and releases them after someone ejaculates in his rectal cavity
by ohlookagrapesalad May 16, 2022

by spnwvr June 7, 2025

"Oh shoot I forgot the pasta salad I was going to make you for your birthday. I'll have it the next time I see you."
by Cortney Brabaw February 9, 2022

A sex move in which you collect 8-10 kids w/ down syndrome, and at least 2 shovels/other gardening tools. Bring them to a room with a mattress and hit them around w/ the tools until a few die. Then 'wash them out' by finding a dead one with a hole and cumming all over as many as possible. Now hit them around some more and repeat the steps till they're all dead. Now cook them over a spit, invite over family or anyone really. And force them to eat your salad while furiously raping them.
person 1: AHH LEAVE ME ALONE!!
person 2: Nah homie imma commit the POTATO SALAD TOSSER
person 1: FUUUUUUU- (With weird down-syndrome voice idk bro)
person 2: Nah homie imma commit the POTATO SALAD TOSSER
person 1: FUUUUUUU- (With weird down-syndrome voice idk bro)
by Some guy 35 February 4, 2024
