Double Scoosher

(adj) The combined act of Urination and Defacation. Scots, colloquial.

Hey Kristen, im away to do a double scoosher, so i would stay out of the toilet for a while.

by youcancallmehoju July 19, 2012

Double vaguebooking

A vague response to a friend's vaguebooked status update that requires a third party to understand the original vaguebooked status in order to interpret, comprehend, and/or appreciate the response.

If uncontrolled, double vaguebooking can turn into triple or even quadruple vaguebooking.

John's Facebook status: "Cannot believe that just happened"

Mary's comment on John's Facebook status: "I know, right? Though I must say, what happened last May is even more surprising than this."

John's comment on Mary's comment on John's Facebook status: "Maybe...but the May event didn't involve you-know-who with the red pants."

Mary's comment on John's comment on Mary's comment on John's Facebook status: "Haha, so true!"

Michael's comment on John's Facebook status: "WTF are you guys talking about?!"

Just another case of double vaguebooking...

by 3NU July 21, 2012

double looper

running multiple sex businesses of a deviant nature out of a home office

The professional was worried about her image at work due to her double looper.

by ChocolateEclair August 26, 2013

double grat

When a server, who doesn't inform a guest that the gratuity has already been added to the bill...and the guest leaves a gratuity on top of the total of the bill. Usually accidental when guest pays with cash, but can happen purposely with an additional gratuity line on a credit card receipt.

"I just got a double grat on table 23!!"

by atmedved February 14, 2012

Double Dragon

Two tissues/napkins placed between the inner thigh and leg fabric of boxer briefs (this type of underwear is required) tucked snugly against the skin. Their purposes is to wick sweat during activity and to prevent chafing.

Dude, make sure you've got your double dragons before we go out dancing, or you're going to hate yourself tomorrow. Maybe even bring a set of spares. Remember your baby powder.

by testostoroom August 13, 2012

GARCEA DOUBLE

The act of picking your nose then stuffing the booger up someones vagina.

Man i didn't know what to do with that booger so i just pulled a garcea double

by Chappy13 January 9, 2012

Bleeding double

When someone gets their cherry popped while on their period.

Friend: Bro I heard you popped that girl's cherry, how was it?

Me: Shit yeah, she was totally bleeding double though, shit smelt gross.

by kkiiji February 22, 2011