Wank Stain Of A Bastard

When calling someone either a wank stain or the offspring of a bastard child isn't formal enough.

Bob: "Fuck you Steve!"
Steve: "How about you intercourse yourself you wank stain of a bastard."
Bob:

by Cephalon Alcatraz June 15, 2020

Wank

Fun way to say masterbation

"GET OUT MUM I'M TAKING A WANK"

by Zachyboi Bennett June 21, 2020

Tanner Wank

When one friend or colleague adopts the position of standing whilst bent over, or on all fours, in preparation to receive the ejaculate of another colleague or friend to their back region. This ideally should be performed in a public area, such as a high street or shopping district of a well populated town, surrounded by mutual friends or colleagues in order to constitute a ‘full Tanner’. If the latter conditions are not meant, then the action between two friends or colleagues may only be considered a ‘half Tanner’.

Jee-whiz guys that was fun meeting up the other day.. and what about that full Tanner Wank at the end!

I want you and me to finally have that full Tanner Wank with all our friends present.. not the half one you gave me last night

Has anyone seen Tim & Dan?

Yeah their off round the corner having a half-Tanner

What? A half Tanner wank? Well let’s find them and make this a full Tanner!

by Pipe2Pipe Bushman September 22, 2020

Wank Waffle

'Filler text' conversation, the verbal equivalent of Lorem Ipsum; where words and sounds are heard but nothing is actually said, i.e no context or substance. This is typically witnessed in politics, mumbling noises until the moment is over, or a new distraction is present.

Boris didn’t answer the question at hand, we were subjected to a right load of Wank Waffle instead.

by TheGreenGoddess October 22, 2020

Tribunal Wank

When three guys stand in the formation of a triangle and each put one of there hands left and the other to the right, and then suddenly everyone there is getting a double handjob

Nice soccer match guys, let’s go home and have a Tribunal Wank!

by Calabina October 27, 2020

Halloween wank

The spooky scary sticky substance that is in preparation for the worst month of your life

Chad 1: yo, how was your Halloween wank bro?

Chad 2: DONT SAY THE 'W' WORD TILL DECEMBER OR SANTA WILL BITE OFF YOUR COCK

by 3SGZ_OLLIE_C_1 October 31, 2020

Blue Badge Wank

A Blue badge wank is achieved when one goes on to a adult cam site and randomly finds an adult with a disability and engages in mutual masturbation.

Mr Ford drank half a bottle of whiskey last night and had his first blue badge experience.
Or Better known as The Blue Badge Wank

by Dr Form November 1, 2020