Sober virgin abstinent

A human, who does not lie about not drinking alcohol, not consuming drugs, and doesn't fornicate with street trash and peasantry before marriage with commons street urchins.

I always assumed to gain a princess like Paige Bueckers, one had to commit to being a sober virgin abstinent.

by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024

Virgin

A person who vapes.

Person 1 sees a guy walking a dog who vapes
Person 1 to Mother "What a fucking virgin"

by memebigboy69 May 8, 2018

Virgin

Me

I’m a virgin we’re pretty rare

by To hxt to haxndle April 16, 2022

Virgin

People who have mohawks

Dude, joe is such a virgin

by Joes daddy December 22, 2020

almost virgin

When someone states they're a virgin but they're really not

Stacy: I'm a almost virgin

Yaban: I mean that wall was pretty wide

by Almost lover July 8, 2016

Virginity

Being a customer of UK ISP, phone and TV provider Virgin Media.

Given their name, their TV offering is obviously primarily porn.

Imogen has an aversion to Virginity, but she likes the porn.

by Bob Blokeatron June 27, 2021

Virgin

When you have not slept in a liederhosen with another

I am not a virgin because i have slept in a liederhosen with Jimmey Fallon.

by Dickv October 1, 2016