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After dark I'm going digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade, I've gotta make enough money to get some cheap whores and koolaid.
by OnendunWontcare September 18, 2023
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Uncle Jim

Not someone who should be within 50 miles of a school zone.
My bully chasing me: "You've got nowhere to run dipshit"
My Uncle Jim: *appears*
MY bully now realizing that we are not within 50 miles of a school zone: *prepares his asshole*
by Dirty,dan January 28, 2022
mugGet the Uncle Jimmug.

Uncle Matt

Uncle Matt is a slang term used to refer to someone who is involved in the illegal sale and purchase of marijuana and shoplifting. The phrase "the only thing down low for Uncle Matt" is used to describe the activities that he is involved in. It implies that he is involved in activities that are not socially acceptable and that he is trying to keep them hidden from the public. Shoplifting is a crime and the sale and purchase of marijuana is illegal in most places,
Just been chucking a uncle Matt
by Chaddy Matty January 14, 2023
mugGet the Uncle Mattmug.

Uncle Kenny

Ket

That’s literally it just wonky donky powder
‘If your coming to that rave with me the morrow you better not be an uncle Kenny warrior ruining the crowds and culture’
by DDTLAS March 21, 2024
mugGet the Uncle Kennymug.

Uncle-daddy

An uncle that plays daddy to a kid that is not his and not telling the child that the uncle is really the daddy.
Uncle-daddy no, one or the other...
by Jack breeazy December 28, 2016
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Uncle Guy'd

When you have lived with a certain individual for so long that you believe they can do no wrong and have succumbed to their nefarious ways.
Aunt Mary is blind to her husbands gross behavior...she has been uncle guy'd!
by soso7 June 16, 2021
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Fancy Uncle

My fancy uncle pays for my studio apartment in soho.
by dvanovik January 6, 2017
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